Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins & South Ward City Councilman Pat Kelly are Criminals Together

Today on Tuesday Aug 17, 2021 I called the Newton County Prosecutor’s Office and the Newton County Sheriff’s Office in order to press criminal charges against both Pat Kelly and Crooked Ira Hawkins for their crimes against myself. And possibly against Granby police Chief Jacob Kelly.

You see Pat Kelly gets the notion that as a supporter of the corrupt bunch of Granby Council-Criminals infesting Granby the past six years since the advent of the T-Rampage Gamble [Mal]Administration that these Granby regime criminals get to loot Granby and that Pat Kelly is one of them.

On Aug. 10, 2021 at 5:45 pm 15 minutes before the Granby City Council Meeting was a scheduled open public meeting in which the Granby public subject to property taxes could speak freely. However for the past three years Pastor Lindstedt has been harassed by Granby Police Department from getting to speak simply because Granby Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins doesn’t want to be criticised for his activities as Granby Mayor. In all of these “open public meetings” the Granby Police Department is coonscripted as “enforcers” denying political speech critical of the Granby City Council.

Last year there was Ms. Piggy Christina Poitras who called Jim Channel up to hinder Pastor Lindstedt criticizing forcing Pastor Lindstedt and Roxie Fausnaught and Church property located within Granby from being de-annexed. Ms Piggy kept on yapping about how she wanted to “talk outside” about something while the public hearing was going on. Pastor Lindstedt said that he wasn’t interested in talking about Granby property tax levy with Ms. Piggy — who was later fired because of the Wedgie Tard / Ms. Piggy Thanksgiving Coup of 2020.

When Jim Channel cum up upon being summoned by Ms. Piggy and Crooked Ira Hawkins, Pastor Lindstedt asked Jim Channel “Short sleeves or long?” When asked what that meant Pastor Lindstedt said it was a choice as to whether having Jim Channel and the entire Channel criminal cornholing fambly having their hands removed at the wrist or above the elbow. Pastor Lindstedt preferred above the elbows, but was willing to leave more of a choice than the Channel fambly and the Granby Piglice Department was giving.

Jim Channel, being a hulking snivelling coward said that he had no intention of assaulting Pastor Lindstedt. “In which case if you have no intention of assault in order to shut me up you might as well sit down then.” Channel sat down and thus Ms. Piggy was reduced to yapping about how she had something important to discuss outside with myself.

Pastor Lindstedt allowed this Shannon Swope woman to discuss planting some trees and she sat down when told that the regular meeting wasn’t up. Then Pastor Lindstedt wanted to resume criticism of the Granby Shitty Council and Ms. Piggy was doing Stupid Piglice Shit until the time struck 6 pm and Crooked Ira Hawkins could close the “open public meeting” farce and start the regular meeting.

Time after time starting with T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins these council-criminals have destroyed the basis of their mis-rule by threatening to arrest citizens and taxpayers by means of using their police forces to destroy or evaporate dissent. This was particularly during the Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam in 2020 and 2021, when Eugene Spears and Susan Bascomb demanded that Pastor Lindstedt be refused to participate in the public meeting enforced by Jacob Kelly acting as a policeman over dissent.

What is relevant is that the “good shitizens of Granby” have gone along with this. Danny and Sally Bush. Steve Burnett. At the latest tax-levy public hearing on 5:45 to 6:00 pm on Tuesday 10 August 2021. What is with this civic nationalist crap about “land of the free and home of the brave” and worshipping a flag fetish and pledging allegiance to a corrupt form of government of hypocrisy promising freedumb while delivering tyranny and oppression.

So having a present federal lawsuit I simply assurred Granby Police Chief Kelly that all this was doing was to justify future federal litigation and I had no intension of being arrested that night.

Neither Crooked Ira Hawkins nor Baal Shittrell / Bill Kittrel and certainly not Pat Kelly have any respect for rule of law nor free speech criticizing themselves for their miscoonduct while in office. And Granby Police Chief Jacob Kelley is merely a pig whose function isn’t to protect or serve the average Granby citizen but rather those who let him be a pig and pay his paycheck. The Granby Shitty Council is who is “protected and served” no different than the police farces of any criminal regime regardless of which form of government they oppress the People.

So is it any wonder that a senile old power-mad feeb such as Pat Kelly who is firmly in the fold along with Baal Shittrell / Bill Kittrell and with a massive hatred of the Hopper family, especially Jamie Arnall and having just found out that dissent can be denied or delayed through the threat of state-sanctioned terrorism by the police forces who have always historically been used for that purpose that Pat Kelly would of course make a threat to assault or harm any dissenter given that “his” police forces would protect him from the consequences of the tyranny?

So Pastor Lindstedt simply sat back and waited an opportunity to get in some more licks.

This crumbling retaining wall built around the Granby High School circa 1900 hasn’t been maintained for over 50 years after the Granby High School was supplanted by East Newton School District, then the High School was demolished and the old gymnasium suffered from “jew lightning” and the grounds sold to Granby House Nursing Home. The inner wall was of Granby chat which is the glass-like tailings left over from the lead and zinc mines surrounded by worked concrete. As the concrete got water in it parts of the 120 year old wall flaked away the outer concrete shell and exposed the crumbling Granby chat concrete. The end result is an ugly looking ruin which having retained the soil for the past 120 years is still structurally sound even in places where the wall has crumbled away.

A dozen years ago the Granby City Council of the day decided to force Granby House with an unfunded mandate to fix “their wall” even though given that the easement on all Granby streets is 60 feet and thus the wall is actually Granby City property for them to fix up. The nursing home told the then Granby City Council to go pound sand up theys’ bungholes and the Granby City Council let the matter drop.

So these thieving retards on the Granby City Council thinking that whatever they want by decree they get proceeded to argue the hypothetical unfunded mandate they would impose on the nursing home not altogether sure of whom the owner was. Never contemplated was in destroying Granby Heritage other than the pitiful few bricks in an above-ground memorial to Granby High School and the three generations who went to school there when Granby was a working community these idiots schemed and plotted.

So Pastor Lindstedt planned a jape at the stupidest and second-most corrupt Council-Criminal after Crooked Ira Hawkins namely Pat Kelly. Pat Kelly has already barged into Jamie Arnall’s quilt shop and threatened to assault her brother Jeromy Hopper last year over what was allowed to be posted on Granby Thots and Views by myself. But in order to punish Jamie Arnall for daring to run and win the North Ward Council Seat against Senile Heifer Joyce Mann Crooked Ira, JoAnn Lamp along with Crooked Ira decided to allot $3500 for a “safety inspection” of Jamie Arnall’s old brick hardware store 120 years old which has a decayed roof. This vindictive foolishness was carried out in the name of safety even though there is another old building whose north wall has collapsed and an old church with asbestos in it owned by Mexicans. Jamie Arnall’s building passed structural inspection and $3500 of Granby tax dollars wasted due to Granby City Council-Criminal viciousness.

Pastor Lindstedt decided to make a jape especially at Pat Kelly. “Why not for safety coonsiderations pay a structural engineer $3500 to determine the safety of an old structure even if the ownership is in dispute?’

Pat Kelly decided to tell an old lie meant to discredit and demean his smarter opponents. Then ensued an idiotic story in which Pat Kelly killed through his own stupidity the very best and smartest of the Kelly jackasses. At the end of the story — wait for it — the jackass would get its revenge on Pat Kelly.

When asked if the other Kelly jackass was a thief, a liar and a waster of tax dollars Pat Kelly snarled for Pastor Lindstedt to shut up while Crooked Ira Hawkins tried to stifle dissent.

Then this fat old feeb did what he did to Jeromy Hopper and threatened to assault Pastor Lindstedt. Just as Jay Jeter did back in July 1994 to assault Pastor Lindstedt and when Pastor Lindstedt hit back and was arrested by the new Granby Police Department the same things ensue. Council-Criminals and Granby Piglice assault dissenting citizens and the Newton County Prosecutors and Judges like GRIDS-Grindr Greggie Stremel dismiss the assault charges and the “riot charges” by the Newton County Prosecutor Scott Watson.

Pastor Lindstedt was racked up by tendonitis in his left hip and thus carrying Roxie Fausnaught’s driftwood cane. I offered to hit a “home run” on Pat Kelly’s head. A pity because I didn’t want to get blood or brains on Roxie’s driftwood cane unless absolutely necessary much less shatter the best souvenir of Roxie. Not that there was anything to worry about because the Granby piglice were not going to let Pat Kelly do something stupid and get his head caved in. They called in the other Granby policeman and he took up station by my side.

Item #6 was about Jim Channel no longer wanting to get $400 of the $500 for opening up graves and the Granby Cemetery owned by the City getting a measly $100 of it. So Jim Channel working on Granby City time with Granby City equipment is against opening it up for bids but rather wants to get a kickback from Craig Hopper’s surviving spawn and is against bids. This item is another item of Granby City corruption.

So I was eased out of Granby City Hall and Pat Kelly kept away.

Jeromy Hopper heard about this matter and wanted a not subtitled copy of the incident. Jeromy unbanned Roxie Fausnaught’s nephew’s account and I provided a copy without subtitles which has gotten nearly 1000 views in 3 days as opposed to the subtitled one which the outsiders prefer because it gives them understanding.

So now there is a hue and cry to force Pat Kelly to resign. And so Kelly should. After all, I won the seat held by Pat Kelly that the Granby City Council refused to let me take.

But the real culprits are Crooked Ira Hawkins and Granby Police Chief Jacob Kelly. After all if Crooked Ira and Chief Kelly couldn’t shut down criticism in what is supposed to be a public meeting by threatening false arrest and imprisonment then even a senile corrupt doddard like Pat Kelly probably wouldn’t think he was all cute for threatening to assault a citizen who likewise ridiculed him now would he? Crooked Ira Hawkins as mayor and Jacob Kelly threaten to arrest Pastor Lindstedt saying that he would just as soon remove his real property from taxation by the City of Granby what is the difference, if any, between a false imprisonment carried out under color of law and an assault likewise protected under color of “law.”

I talked to some people at the Hope Kitchen soup kitchen in Neosho. They had the misfortune of working under Crooked Ira where Crooked Ira is in charge and one of them said that “Crooked Ira is the biggest hypocrite in the world.” Similar sentiments are voiced by the owner of the tattoo shop whose property is flooded by next door “Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump” which Crooked Ira uses City Employees to clean up every so often.

Yes, Pat Kelly should be charged with assault and forced to resign. But so should the rest of the Granby City Hall such as Crooked Ira Hawkins and Granby Police Chief Kelly, Baal Shittrell / Bill Kittrell, Lawna Price and Jim Channel.

But worst of all, Granby is really nothing but a decaying corpse in that for years the Granby City Council and Granby Police Department has been allowed to arrest and terrorize the People of Granby who protest the corruption while they pass municipal ordinances after ordinances which they ignore against their favorites and mercilessly selectively enforce against their enemies and the poor and weak. What is especially damning is that the worst of which pretend to be men of God whilst nothing but ravening Christian scumbags who oppress the poor by denying them the ability to live in single-wide trailers simply because Barry Flint wants to charge $600 per month in his own trailer park.

Granby is NOT Mayberry. Granby is a shithole much closer to Gomorrah. And it is not because of the lower elements of Granby society but of the higher and connected like Crooked Ira Hawkins, Baal Shittrell, Pat Kelly, T-Rampage Gamble, Ashley Edgemon who are run by Barry Flint and the Styrons.

However, the salvation of Granby is like Purcell. The Missouri Attorney General should step in as should the State Auditor. An cleansing of the Granby City Council should take place, the Granby Police Department disbanded and the law enforcement returned to Newton County who will only enforce state law and not municipal ordinances, the water and sewer sold to Missouri American Water Company, an above-ground surface water reservoir impounded, and the gas system sold and a franchise fee imposed to pay for an unincorporated municipality and Granby restored to what it was like pre-1994.

This can be done but first the main cause of Granby’s decay and decline swept away and that is the Granby City Council and City of Granby employees who cannot book-keep, cannot do the billing, cannot stop wasting and stealing the taxes, and cannot fairly and impartially protect and serve the People of Granby.

For those that haven’t dealt with Martin personally you have no idea how hateful and evil he is.

He is really really mean to whores wanting to tear down his chickenhouse.

Sherry Lamp/Duncan/Whatever:

I loved the story about the jackass. Honestly, Martin pushes buttons and I’m glad someone said something to him. For those that haven’t dealt with Martin personally you have no idea how hateful and evil he is. I agree council members shouldn’t act childish but come on. Its Granby.


It is not as if I went to see this ten-times married whore who is the favorite niece of the late un-lamented JoAnn Lamp show her tits, ass and pussy before the paying multitudes at “Dimples” in Carthage or other strip joints.

I never showed Roxie’s brother’s girl anything but consideration and politeness. In May of 1989 when I took a month off from truck driving Sherry Lamp asked to come along with myself, Roxie and Amalie, Roxie’s daughter to South Dakota on vacation and would be taking her own money so she wouldn’t be a burden. After clearing it with her parents she went with us for a couple of weeks and was not a problem.

But in 2005 she and her third or fourth husband Joe the jew Treschek decided to buy the two acres across the street other than the decaying old house from my brother Pighook the Mother-Killer and there was a splendid root cellar with a rock basement and a 6-inch concrete slab and a rickety chicken house atop it that I used to hold chickens and quail. This chickenhouse was there before she was born and she know when she bought it along with her third or fourth husband that it was on the property line. So she decided to cut down the underbrush and destroy my chickenhouse.

When I got wind of it I told her that if she tore down the chicken-house me and Roxie wouldn’t let her put in the double-wide regardless of what JoAnn Lamp who used to be Granby City Clerk said. We would veto the placement and then she couldn’t put the doublewide in.

She yowled like a coyote and tore down my chickenhouse and had me arrested as they put the double-wide anyways.

Below are links to the events of March and April 2005.

This nasty whore who is politically coonected to Granby City Hall is all mad because I posted up on my web page at the time her and Granby mayorial and council-criminal and piglice miscoonduct. I didn’t pay to see her tits and twat at strip joints. I wasn’t one of her ex-husbands. I merely said that she needed to leave my chicken-house alone if she wanted to put in a double-wide. She put up the double-wide and had me jailed for protesting it. Granby is simply a shithole wherein the Granby City Council-Criminals do as they please under color of [f]law and thus this shithole should be unable to do anything as a municipality with police and a municipal court. The water, sewer and gas should be sold to private corporation utilities and anyone wanting to be de-annexed should be able to do so.

No one of any intelligence having capital should invest in new construction in Granby because you will be cheated and your capital will be wasted by Granby thieves at the City Council level as well at the crackhead level.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

10August 2021 City Council Meeting Item #5 upgraded video without subtitles Upgraded Youtube Video without subtitle commentary

Granby North Ward City Councilwoman Jamie Arnall asked for a raw video copy of the 10 August Granby City Council Meeting particularly where Pat Kelly gets mad at my jape about wasting another $3500 for a “safety inspection” on an old retaining wall built around the long-since demolished Granby High School and gymnasium which property was sold to the Granby House nursing home. Pat Kelly threatens assault just like Kelly does with others — but this time as a City Councilman.

A lot of Granby People want me to press charges against Pat Kelly in order to rid themselves of an especially idiotic and corrupt buffoon who does the will of Jim Channel and Crooked Ira Hawkins. I think it would improve Granby a lot if the primary cause of Granby decline were removed, i.e. the corrupt and idiotic thieving Granby City Council and they were replaced by people who at least will do no harm and who might do some good like firing Granby City Clerk Lawna Price and the Directard of City Works Jim Channel and selling the city utilities off to someone with profit not power as motivational forces. The biggest obstacle to Granby becoming a good place is its evil and thieving Granby City Council (excepting Jamie Arnall who wants to help Granby reform and prosper.)

Jeromy Hopper of Granby Thoughts and Views asked for the raw footage as did his sister whose filmer went down with the Covid-Delta ZOGvirus. I explained to Jeromy that I had given the video chip to be copied into Jamie’s computer at her quilt shop. And that I was unable to see the Facebook page because someone banned “Skeeter” from GT&V. Jeromy explained that the banning wasn’t him but likely someone else.

So for those squeamish about seeing ridicule upon the truly deserving of it I uploaded a subtitle free video shoing the raw footage. However, those who don’t live in Granby prefer the subtitled video because it explains matters that they don’t know about not living in Granby or in SW Missouri who don’t know what a shithole Granby is.

But from now on “Skeeter” will only lurk at Granby Thots & Views. “Skeeter” had notions of running for JoAnn Lamp’s City Council seat and having myself as his mentor but his wife didn’t want him to get into Granby polyticks and I myself cautioned that “Granby might be too fucked-up to fix” and so “Skeeter” backed off from running. But I did ask Skeeter to join Granby Thots and Views so I could see what “them inbreds” were up to after getting kicked offn GT&V after “The Failed Thanksgiving Coup of Wedgie Tard/Ms. Piggy of 2020”.

This same foolishness about the Shitty of Granby going after the Nursing Home over this old retaining wall was covered back in 2008-2009. Granby House told the Shitty of Granby Council-Critters that the wall belonged to the Shitty of Granby and for the Council-Criminals to go eat shit, yum, yum and so they did until the current especially retarded and thieving bunch wants to try again.

What is even more important is Item #6 in which probably having looted the Granby Cemetery Trust Fund of $250,000 Jim Channel got lazyitis and no longer wants to make an additional $24,000 per year digging 60 graves on City time and equipment in a cemetery owned and from which they imposed an 8-cent property levy for 2022 earlier in the council-meeting. In short Jim Channel wants to get another one of the Granby City workers to dig the graves and give Jim Channel a cut as opposed to bidding it out to others. I’ll put that item up with and without subtitles on this youtube channel later.

For now it is sufficient for those living in and outside Granby to know about Granby city corruption by seeing it on video.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN

Duly Elected South Ward City Councilman

Shitty of Granby Council-Criminals Show They’s Criminal Asses

A Tail of Two Granby Jackasses

It was the Best of Inbred Thieving Stupid Granby Jackasses; It was the WORST of Inbred Thieving Stupid Granby Jackasses

Granby City Council-Meeting held 10 Aug. 2021 around 6:45 pm, Item #5 on the agenda concerning an old (70+ years) concrete retaining wall made out of Granby lead-mining chat which has been crumbling since it was built around the old Granby High School (long since torn down).

This matter has been revisited before back in 2008-2009 and it was determined that the City of Granby owned the wall and that the Granby House nursing home thus refused to pay.

However, Pat Kelly the elected member of the South Ward (allowed to take my seat on the City Council) has a prior history of wanting to force private property owners to accept an unfunded mandate under color of “safety” to his whims.

After discussion essentially admitting that due to the 60 foot easement on municipality streets, especially South Main Street this retaining wall built back when they put up the Old Granby High School and Granby Gymnasium and within 30 foot of the Main Street centerline, the Granby City Council has no lawful authority to declare Granby House the owner of the ancient decaying retaining wall and imposing a mandate to make private property owners fix it up upon the City Council’s latest whims.

Pat Kelly previously did the dirty work in pretending to be concerned with safety and so went after North Ward Council-woman Jamie Arnall and ignoring this old decaying church (which would cost the City $90,000 to demolish because the old structure has asbestos in its construction) and old decaying three-story building which has collapsed on the northern third floor side to vote to spend $3500 in City funds for an engineering report aimed at Jamie Arnall’s Old Hardware Store made of brick in the late 1890’s or so. The engineering report said that Jamie Arnall’s old brick building was structurally sound and if it did collapse in the future that it would collapse inward.

So after discussion about who owns the old retaining wall Pastor Lindstedt suggested that another $3500 of City funds be spent for “safety” regardless of who owns the wall — a jape at the Granby City Council (less Jamie Arnall) in general and Pat Kelly in particular.

Pat Kelly then launched into a lying story about a little Granby jackass that he let run loose and got killed on Neosho Street 60 years ago. Then the story got to its point of calling Pastor Lindstedt a vengeful jackass out to punish the idiotic and corrupt South Ward City Council-Buffoon Pat Kelly. Then Pat Kelly threatened to assault Pastor Lindstedt who was suffering with tendonitis in his left hip and carrying a cane owned by his dead wife. Pastor Lindstedt offered to hit a “home run” on Kelly’s head if assaulted.

Then some discussion by Mayor Ira Hawkins about talking to the property owners — i.e. the nursing home operators to see if they are going to be stupid enough to fix or remove the old retaining wall.

Many Granby residents want me to press assault charges against Pat Kelly and get this buffoon removed from the Granby City Council. But they don’t want the subtitles of a previous edition posted on this GranbyMo youtube channel.

So for those on Granby Thoughts and Views there is an abridged raw video without subtitles on another youtube video for you to see for yourself and this video if you want to see the exact same video footage with sub-titles. Persons outside Granby prefer to see the subtitled video because they are able to understand it better.

I took my stepdaughter’s third husband to see the Granby City Council Meeting. After it was over I asked him what he thought. His impression: “What stupid assholes have you running this town?” (In which he now lives.)

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN

Elected Granby south Ward City Councilman

Proposed Agenda Granby City Council Meeting 10 August 2021

Proposed Agenda August 10, 2021 at 6:00 p.m.
Posted August 6, 2021

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall
302 North Main Street

Opening Prayer
Pledge of Allegiance

6:00 p.m. Meeting called to order and roll call

1) Approval of Agenda as presented
2) Approval of Minutes, July 27th 2021


1) Sheena Eastburn — Business License Request

New Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on Hand

2) Department Head Reports

3) OMTD — Committee and 2022 Dates

4) ORDINANCE 868: Re Tax Levy for 2021

5) Discussion — concrete wall on Main Street (Granby House Side)

The Newton County Republicunt Watermelon Feed 3 Aug. 2021

Nothing but a super-spreader of Republican politicians wanting to becum the next U.S. Senaturd

(This is a work in progress)

I went to this year’s off-election year Newton County Republican Water-melon Feed from 6:00 to 8:30 pm at Big Spring Park in Neosho where I learned about the mood of the Neosho Courthouse Clique and their sundry delusions about the State of Missouri, of Newton County and of the federal government interaction of them all.

Four of the potential U.S. Senatard candidates to take over the Senate seat of Roy “Skunk” Blunt (ZOG-Corporate) were giving they’s spiels. Two were U.S. Congress-Critters who are allegedly giving up theys’ seats as one of 435 clowns to try for a bigger seat as one of a hundred Senaturds. Jason Smith from the 8th Congressional District showed up later and seems to have some grip on reality in that “anusannouncing ain’t the same as doing” and is probably just trying to milk the free publicity. The other one present Vickie Hartzler from the Fourth Congressional District is easily the stupidest Congress-kritter huffing from her own supply and with no idea other than that she wants to be a Senatard in order “save ZOG from itzself” or some other such crap. And she had an especially smarmy and slimey kid who rather than simply hand out a campaign card with an e-mail address promised to give me a return e-mail and then refused to take it down.

Then Eric Schmitt — current Missouri Attorney General — yapped about how he is going to sue the Chinese Communist Party but not Dokturd FrankenFauci who used tax ZOGbux to create the ZOG-virus which has killed over 600,000 ZOGlings so far plus counting. Of course “selective enfarcement” is what Eric Schmitt and all the prostitutors do in order to advance their selective tyranny and oppression. In fact, I’m suing Eric Schmitt — and Josh Hawley — over their coontempt for the Missouri Sunshine Law and for them getting my own Sunshine Enforcement actions shut down against crooked Newton County judges GRIDS-Grindr Greggie Stremel and Kevin Lee Selby for them granting “domestic protection orders” on behalf of Granby City Clerks Lawna Price and Carra Jo Coffer. But Eric Blood-Ass Schmitt knowing who I am and seeing nothing to be gained by talking to me run like a pussy or having blockers so I never got to explain why I’m suing him for his legal and moral deficiencies.

Leading off was Attorney Mark McCloskey the lawyer with his wife who waved guns at antifa Black Lives Matter (albeit not to the niggers gunning each other down in the big shitties) activists who trespassed inside they’s gated mansions and pleaded “guilty” to something about scaring trespassers.