{"id":760,"date":"2022-02-22T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-22T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/?p=760"},"modified":"2022-02-25T02:26:04","modified_gmt":"2022-02-25T08:26:04","slug":"granby-is-dying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/granby-is-dying\/","title":{"rendered":"Granby is Dying"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Coontrary to Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkin&#8217;s claim to be a mayor of 2200 sundry inbreds &amp; anglo-mestizos at the City council-criminal meating last night, the Oafishul 2020 U.S. Census is holding at 2050 which is a 4 percent drop from the 2010 census of 2,134. Not to mention the FrankenFauchi Boomer-Remover Flu which has carried off fat theiving old Granby &#8220;Go Directly to Hell, do not pass go, do not collect Allieger-Martin kickbacks&#8221; council-criminals and those who r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Floriduh or Carthage or are proud of the fact that they don&#8217;t live in Granby no more. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Some thieving inbreds will do ANYTHING to r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. because they got tired of sucking down sulphur, sewage &amp; lead no matter how much tax ZOGbux cum into the FGG-BB[B]BBBB schemes to the detriment of fixing the water and sewer lines or how Neosho People with spare ZOGbux find Granby ruins &#8220;cute.&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why cum-cum, cum-cum to Granby? Well it does prove that you are tough if you do so.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coontrary to Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkin&#8217;s claim to be a mayor of 2200 sundry inbreds &amp; anglo-mestizos at the City council-criminal meating last night, the Oafishul 2020 U.S. Census is holding at 2050 which is a 4 percent drop from the 2010 census of 2,134. Not to mention the FrankenFauchi Boomer-Remover Flu &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/granby-is-dying\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Granby is Dying&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":761,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions\/761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}