{"id":425,"date":"2020-12-01T23:02:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/?p=425"},"modified":"2020-12-02T02:45:41","modified_gmt":"2020-12-02T08:45:41","slug":"box-wine-wedgie-tard-announces-her-resignation-as-a-granby-city-council-criminal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granby-mo.xyz\/blog\/box-wine-wedgie-tard-announces-her-resignation-as-a-granby-city-council-criminal\/","title":{"rendered":"Box-Wine Wedgie Tard Announces Her Resignation As a Granby City Council-Criminal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins gets to fill her Seat with another Senile Baal-Priest Meat-Puppet<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Well, I’m not going to play hypocrite and pretend that I’m not glad that awful female from Illinois and Cathage is just about gone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ding-dong the Witch is [nearly] dead. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goes to show what guzzling too much box-wine, having unclean meercats living in your burrow-furrow and huffing too much stale cat urine can do to an almighty evil heifer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That evil bitch certainly was no friend to the poor and downtrodden People of Granby. She hated open government and raised not a peep whenever Crooked Ira was trying to get the Granby Piglice to arrest myself for making fun of the Council-Criminals. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But Crooked Ira Hawkins is going to appoint another one of his baal-priest meat-puppets to steal what is left, if anything. To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, Granby City [mis]Government will go out not with a fingernails on chalkboard-level screetch, but with a sodden rotten whimper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am so glad this nasty evil rotten bitch will be gone soon but have no great hope for any improvement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But Granby wins again. Granby ALWAYS wins again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

https:\/\/youtu.be\/tptxW_ilRWc<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ding Dong the Wicked Bitch is [nearly] Dead !!!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins gets to fill her Seat with another Senile Baal-Priest Meat-Puppet Well, I’m not going to play hypocrite and pretend that I’m not glad that awful female from Illinois and Cathage is just about gone. Ding-dong the Witch is [nearly] dead. Goes to show what guzzling too much box-wine, having unclean meercats … <\/p>\n

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