Today is 7 April 2026 and today is municipal [s]election day!!!.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m running as a write-in candidate for Western Ward Granby Council-Critter — against Crooked Awful Evil Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins — who has been involved in Granby polytricks since at least 2013 — when he just had to trap me against the ice-cream\/frozen foods section in the Granby Rameys. Crooked Ira just had to tell me his idiot schemes about putting in a dtrip mall between the Dollar General Store and Jackson Tire — and having the Granby Geezers, Crackheads and Chomos pay for the infrastructure to build it. I asked Crooked Ira if he was nuts. Strip malls are being harassed in Springfield — and if Granby isn’t able to pay the $500,000 due from the First Sewer of 1987-88 how would the Inbred, Thieving Tard Population of Granby be able to pay $11-20 million, several times as much — EVER?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Crooked Ira said, “It looks like everything I am for you are against!” I said yes, because you are delusional. If Granby can’t ot won’t pay a mere $500,000 over 30 years, how are they ever going to pay 20 or more times as much, ever? Water comes down from the sky every week and I can build a concrete-block cistern and put up a plastic tarp or steel stock tank to trap rainwater for laundry and toilet-flushing water and water my garden and don’t need Granby utilities. If I want to drink rainwater I can set up a fire or a 5 gal bucket with sand and charcoal to filter out the birdshit. I’m not going to vote in higher taxes just so you can have a slush fund for your favorites on the Granby shitty council.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So rather than pay $25 to file I decided to run as a write-in — against Crooked Ira. I’ll be lucky to get 5 votes other than myself. But I’m not worried much about losing. Boobi White had to quit because her hireling Fattt Lawna Price is running wild. Since Granby is never ever going to pay its municipal bonds then why should I care? If Granby wishes to drink sweet water from East Granby then they can buy a electric pump and have one of their fire pickup trucks dispense water from my church well east of Granby for thos of you with 2-liter plastic jugs you bring in to refill. If you need to do laundry or flush toilets buy some concrete blocks and a plastic tarp and put it under your roof. Or if you need to take a shower buy some plastic pipes, paint them black and have a warm shower seven months of the year. Or pay a $200 water and sewer bill of Granby utilites, sucker!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For East Ward you can vote for Mark Shaw. I think Mark is able to be talked to since he is going to win. Boobi White with her pathological fear of people living in trailer houses on their own property quit on Feb. 5th because her monster Fattt Lawna Price got out from under her grip. Boo hoo hoo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let’s face it. Granby is undergoing demographic decline. Granby is a cheap place to live. No need to raise taxes tp build infrastructure Granby is unwilling and unable to keep up. No more “sneak zoning” to benefit corrupt tards with delusions of grandeur <\/s> adequacy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Today is 7 April 2026 and today is municipal [s]election day!!!. I’m running as a write-in candidate for Western Ward Granby Council-Critter — against Crooked Awful Evil Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins — who has been involved in Granby polytricks since at least 2013 — when he just had to trap me against the ice-cream\/frozen foods section … <\/p>\n